Sunday, September 25, 2005
devoirs to all fellow earthlings, marslings, whatever. it has been a devastatingly long time since i last addressed an attentive audience.
and indeed, i must say. i am immensely touched that you would take some precious time out of your overloaded schedules to read my blog.
still, my heart aches to tell you that i have nothing interesting to say today. if you were hoping to be humoured, or even just to forget the existence of your life support (books), i woefully regret to inform you that if you complete reading this entire entry, you will have gone bald.
but do not fear, my fellow comrades.
i do believe i have a remedy for baldness. something i call....
hair grafting.
hair does not decompose as fast as the body.
so if we're fast enough. we might be able to collect a sufficient amount of hair from the morgue to fill the void on your head.
not
in your head, though. i have yet another concoction to allievate the lack of grey matter in your skull. it's not exactly appetizing, so hmm.
the things we learn in biology.
..to make the most of the vitamin c supplements you consume, drink your kidney juice!
and who would forget the most patriotic fly award: the red and white eyed drosophilia flies.
especially when they're heterozygous. independantly patriotic.
of course the homozygous ones could find a spouse with different coloured eyes, then parade together, patriots wing in wing..
unless both their wings are of the short variety, then they'd have to hop leg in leg.
and they'll campaign together with one very strong vision.
to eliminate all flies with codominant eye colour genes-
pinkywinky.
"eh let me see your eyes what colour. YOU TRAITOR. i shall rid you of your disloyalty towards our species. (bangbangishootyoudown)"
so much for morbidity.
study time.
happy moaning we'll be..
2:57 PM
reach for
the stars(:
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